I've decided to drop out of law school and pursue a career as a prima ballerina. This is a long-cherished dream of mine and I have faith in my success for the following reasons:
1. I usually lose weight during exams. This may end up being the most stressful exam period ever, so by Christmas I should be closer to the ballerina weight bracket than I've been in years. (For this reason, I won't be dropping out until exams are over.)
2. After several years of growing out my hair, it at last all fits into a bun on my head. Perfect ballerina hair.
3. I'm pretty sure I'll be lovely in a tutu and tights.
These factors combined are certain to make for a stellar career with the National Ballet. My lack of balance, training and discipline aside, there's nothing stopping me. I look forward to seeing you all in the front row at my first performance. I think I've got a good shot at the lead in The Rite of Spring.
2 comments:
mmmm. I'm feeling it. Can we train together? Me, of course, as a barrel racer/rodeo queen and you as the prima ballerina. Fannnnnntastic.
Can't wait to see you at Christmas
Sweet. I so totally see you being a ballerina....and yes, I would sit in the front row of your performance......
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