A long-abandoned crush from the shadowy past will reappear in a close friend's life; you will laugh.
The way down which you walk will smell like cat.
The cake of chocolatiness will follow you wherever you go.
The jeans which once were dirty will suddenly be clean.
Your soup will be spurned.
The soporific qualities of criminal law will become evident in the evening hours.
You will attempt and fail to stalk an old friend.
That which seemed full will suddenly be empty.
You will be plagued by financial self-doubt; swift action will resolve this problem.
And, last but not least,
You will be struck in the face by three wet herring.
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Does that last one have anything to do with a certain play full of pitiful Russian accents?
Actually, it's a throwback to Challis's and my failed career as fortune-cookie writers. It seems there was no market for what we had to offer.
Ah dear, I fully appreciate the fortunes dear. Was the "long abandoned crush" the same I'm thinking about?
Absolutely. Most definitely inspired by your delightful tale.
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