Distractions...

I'm supposed to be studying contracts but I'm doing personality quizzes instead. They're strangely revealing. You'll notice, too, that they never point out the flaws. For instance, instead of telling me I'm cold, they say I'm withdrawn. Instead of informing me that I'm irritatingly combative, they tell me that my mind is a weapon. Oh well, I like it and it makes me feel good about myself to pretend that it's all true. And that was another 30 minutes I didn't have to spend trying to figure out what the Supreme Court of Canada thinks about standard form agreements and exclusion clauses. I recommend the quizzes.

My favourite is the socks. I'm not sure about the accuracy of the others.

Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)

You're a great thinker and a true philosopher. You'd make a talented professor or writer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt

Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait.. With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost. You make a good puppet.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times. Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

You Belong in Amsterdam

A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam. Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).

What European City Do You Belong In?