Friday, February 10, 2006
Did You Really Think I Could Have the Kissing Disease?
For the record, I don't have mono. I had something with very similar symptoms, but it only lasted three days and didn't screw up my blood sample enough to be the kissing disease, so we're all good. I'm glad I don't have to drop out of school, my mom's glad she can breathe again, and everyone who's been kissing me is thankful that they don't have it (wait... oh, right... no one's been kissing me. What's up with that?!?). Just thought I'd let y'all know.
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Did that night of passion we have mean nothing? How could you cast aside my affection with words such as "no one's been kissing me"!!! I'm hurt beyond belief...yet my love for you remains impassioned like the burning sun's of venus or a hot potato strait from the oven. Don't give up on our love my pet.
Love,
Mr. Man
ps, Challis did not write this, I am using her account to keep our love secret from the world who would stop us. With all of the love of my heart from the blood of pumping veins, and the arteries, and valves...love. yes love.
Why would you have to drop out of school if you had mono? I have had many friends in school with mono. LOL especially in residence, that place is cootie central!
I had a similar-sounding copycat virus three years in a row. So annoying!
Dear Mr. Man...
What's this about your passion for Amy? I thought WE had something special! You can forget that Valentine's Day surprise...
P.S. I learned about the whole ordeal from beginning to end this weekend...I'm glad you're okay Amy!
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